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MIRACLE TOILET FAUCET
Frequently Asked Questions

 

What does MTF stand for?

Miracle Toilet Faucet

 

What does the MTF do?

Cleans your bottom

 

Do I need a plumber to install it, or can I do it myself?

The MTF was designed to be installed by almost anyone following our step by step instructions included with each Miracle Toilet Faucet. All you need is an adjustable wrench, a pair of pliers or adjustable vice grips and a small bowl. If the instructions seem too difficult for you to try yourself, we recommend you consult a handyman.

 

How do I turn the MTF on and off?

A simple black lever gives the user total control. Raising it to the vertical (up) position is on, full. Lowering it to the Horizontal (down) position is full off. You can adjust the flow of water to easily find your “comfort zone” with the same black on/off lever. You do not need to flush to activate MTF.

 

How long does it take to get one?

After your order has been processed, your MTF will be shipped US Postal service, normally 7 to 10 days for delivery.

 

Isn’t the water too cool for my bottom?

We have been advised by physicians that cool water is more beneficial in soothing irritated skin, hemorrhoids or inflamed tissues. Here’s a helpful hint. The water in your existing toilet supply line, prior to flushing should be around room temperature, since you just use a small amount of water with the Miracle Toilet Faucet.  However, if you flush first it might be cooler because the water is coming from further down the water supply. So if you MTF first, then flush, the water is warmer and you conserve water use.

 

Is there any danger of backflow from the toilet into my water system?

NO, absolutely not. The MTF incorporates a specially designed anti-siphon valve that prevents any water from the toilet flowing back into your house system. In the event that your toilet system becomes clogged and causes the toilet itself to overflow, the only part that the contaminated water can reach is the nozzle. When the toilet is operating properly again, a brief pressure on the valve will push any contaminated water out of the nozzle.

 

How do I clean the MTF?

Any standard household cleanser used on your toilet bowl is safe to use on the MTF.

 

 

Have a refreshing day with the Miracle Toilet Faucet.

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FYI – The inventor

Albert L Wokas, a mechanical engineer and inventor in the energy industry, grew up during the depression. The only indoor plumbing he had was a single toilet underneath a flight of stairs. When he later built his family home he made sure every luxury was available including a bidet, using it for over 25 years. Later in life Albert got the idea for the bidet converter the hard way, he went without.  They wanted to add a bidet to their bathroom, but there was no room. The inventor started inventing.

His first patent on a modular package bathroom system laid the groundwork for today’s modern prefabricated home construction industry

Of his many fine past inventions, Mr. Wokas is most proud of his vacuum assisted vapor control gasoline nozzle. The design is now the standard in the industry. If you have purchased gasoline in any jurisdiction where emission restrictions are in effect, it was probably delivered through a nozzle using his design. On personal level, Albert is prouder still of his design for the Miracle Toilet Faucet and its benefit for personal hygiene and the ecology.

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